You know you are a swimmer when ...

Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following: You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair. Anyone care to add to the list?
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  • When you're on Speedo's email list, and order with delight when Fastskin I's, already discounted, are another 25% off. (I suppose you are a REAL swimmer when you cough up the extra $200 or so to buy a Fastskin II. For that reason, I'm probably not a REAL swimmer). When Brendan Hansen and Amanda Beard are on your screensaver. When it's 3 am and you're posting on this site.
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  • When you're on Speedo's email list, and order with delight when Fastskin I's, already discounted, are another 25% off. (I suppose you are a REAL swimmer when you cough up the extra $200 or so to buy a Fastskin II. For that reason, I'm probably not a REAL swimmer). When Brendan Hansen and Amanda Beard are on your screensaver. When it's 3 am and you're posting on this site.
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