Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following:
You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair.
Anyone care to add to the list?
When you're on Speedo's email list, and order with delight when Fastskin I's, already discounted, are another 25% off. (I suppose you are a REAL swimmer when you cough up the extra $200 or so to buy a Fastskin II. For that reason, I'm probably not a REAL swimmer).
When Brendan Hansen and Amanda Beard are on your screensaver.
When it's 3 am and you're posting on this site.
When you're on Speedo's email list, and order with delight when Fastskin I's, already discounted, are another 25% off. (I suppose you are a REAL swimmer when you cough up the extra $200 or so to buy a Fastskin II. For that reason, I'm probably not a REAL swimmer).
When Brendan Hansen and Amanda Beard are on your screensaver.
When it's 3 am and you're posting on this site.