You know you are a swimmer when ...

Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following: You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair. Anyone care to add to the list?
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    ... you have more swimsuits then shoes. ... wish your family pets swim. ... look for a husband with big feet, because you hope that will make your kids good kickers. ... can tell a woman your *** looks great, and not get punched. ... can tell a man your fly looks great, and not raise an eyeborw.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    ... you have more swimsuits then shoes. ... wish your family pets swim. ... look for a husband with big feet, because you hope that will make your kids good kickers. ... can tell a woman your *** looks great, and not get punched. ... can tell a man your fly looks great, and not raise an eyeborw.
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