Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following:
You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair.
Anyone care to add to the list?
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If whenever you hear an electronic beep, you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount you sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
If you have been wearing the same pair of Lycra underwear for the past two weeks, you might be a swimmer.
If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (you might also be crazy)
If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.
If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
If your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a *** stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
If your screenname has something to do with water or the pool, you might be a swimmer.
If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.
If whenever you hear an electronic beep, you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount you sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
If you have been wearing the same pair of Lycra underwear for the past two weeks, you might be a swimmer.
If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (you might also be crazy)
If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.
If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
If your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a *** stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
If your screenname has something to do with water or the pool, you might be a swimmer.
If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.
