You know you are a swimmer when ...

Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following: You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair. Anyone care to add to the list?
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  • You know you're a swimmer when..... your wife complains because you borrowed her razor to shave your legs You know you're a swimmer when..... you think a drag suit is a baggy swim suit instead of a man in fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.
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  • You know you're a swimmer when..... your wife complains because you borrowed her razor to shave your legs You know you're a swimmer when..... you think a drag suit is a baggy swim suit instead of a man in fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.
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