Hey guys! Are you looking for the easiest way to remove hair before your next big meet? :banana: Wookiee, do I have a solution for you! Just come pay a visit to Elaine-iaK, here in Georgia, and I will get you in on a pass to our community pool. No razors, no Nair, no nothin'. All you need to do is swim in our pool and the hair removal will be done for you, pain-free! :agree: Just make sure to wear a cap, if you plan on keeping the hair on your head. :afraid:
This past week, tapering for St. Nick's, I swam exclusively at our pool, rather than commuting an hour roundtrip to train with my coach. And, during this past week, I lost all of the hair on my arms, half of my eyebrow hair (some broke off, other hairs turned white at the tips:censor:), and the hair in front of my ears that sticks out of my cap turned brown with white ends. (I have black hair, normally!) My Speedo Endurance has held up :bow:, but the stitching is starting to come out. Meanwhile, I have watched one of the noodler's suit turn from navy blue to light gray.
Needless to say, our chlorine and other chemical levels have gone way out of wack while our maintenance guy has been :bed:. But, the pool maintenance company guys heard allll about it, when I saw them today. :D
So, while they are trying to correct the problem, come on down to Georgia for the easiest hair removal ever! And, don't worry about clogging the drains, Wookiee; it will give our maintenance guy something to do. :bolt:
Our pool needs 147 pounds of baking soda, 19 pounds of cyanuric acid, and 1-1/2+qts. of phosphate to get it back in balance. And, it will take a few days. So, I guess I will be going elsewhere to swim... :badday: Meanwhile, I don't even want to think about else this has done to my body, besides hair loss. :eek:
Add 100 dozen eggs, 11,000 lbs of flour, 750 lbs of powdered milk, turn the heat way up before you leave for 6-8 hours, bring forks, plates, large candles in the morning :cake:. You'll be able to celbrate an entire year's worth of HOA birthdays at once.:D
Hopefully nothing more than hair-loss results, but a little to close to the edge i think.
Our pool needs 147 pounds of baking soda, 19 pounds of cyanuric acid, and 1-1/2+qts. of phosphate to get it back in balance. And, it will take a few days. So, I guess I will be going elsewhere to swim... :badday: Meanwhile, I don't even want to think about else this has done to my body, besides hair loss. :eek:
Add 100 dozen eggs, 11,000 lbs of flour, 750 lbs of powdered milk, turn the heat way up before you leave for 6-8 hours, bring forks, plates, large candles in the morning :cake:. You'll be able to celbrate an entire year's worth of HOA birthdays at once.:D
Hopefully nothing more than hair-loss results, but a little to close to the edge i think.
