Recent research indicates fast twitch muscle fibers have a direct neural connection to the part of the brain that initiates verbal complaints. In a process similar to Tourette's Syndrome, higher percentage of fast twitch fibers leads directly to involuntary spasms of whining.
Further research shows that slow twitch types are bipolar. While engaged in marathon endurance workouts, their serotonin and dopamine levels spike, leaving them in a state of near euphoria where they embrace pain, brag about pain, and write poetry about pain. But once their extended crowing further depletes their glycogen levels, they crash, reaching for the ever present Advil bottle and bitterly complaining about the laziness and vileness of those who avoid overtraining and garbage yards.
Recent research indicates fast twitch muscle fibers have a direct neural connection to the part of the brain that initiates verbal complaints. In a process similar to Tourette's Syndrome, higher percentage of fast twitch fibers leads directly to involuntary spasms of whining.
Further research shows that slow twitch types are bipolar. While engaged in marathon endurance workouts, their serotonin and dopamine levels spike, leaving them in a state of near euphoria where they embrace pain, brag about pain, and write poetry about pain. But once their extended crowing further depletes their glycogen levels, they crash, reaching for the ever present Advil bottle and bitterly complaining about the laziness and vileness of those who avoid overtraining and garbage yards.
