So we have a "swim rant" thread, but I wanted to post my "swim happy" moment today, probably brought on by being out of the water for over a week.
Pool reopened after maintenance + clear, fresh perfect temp water + 6 lap lanes between 4 lap swimmers = 4200yd :bliss:
James, the post office has sent out several mail carriers with your mesh bag. They have tried to follow your directions, but so far not a single one has returned home.
"Dear Postal Worker, please drive 30 miles into the middle of nowhere. Once you are there, take the left fork. If ya take the right fork, you will hit Allen Stark's house.
After you have gone another 30 miles, you will come to a river. Depending on the amount of rainfall(could be a lot around here) you might be able to wade across to the other side. If not, there is a wooden ferry boat about 10 miles downstream.
Once ya are on the otherside, proceed 600 feet straight-up the mountain. At the top of the mountain, go 15 miles due north. You will find a big redwood with moss growing on it. At this tree, proceed west for 10 miles. You will find two caves. The first cave is the bear cave, don't go in there. The second cave is my home. Just drop the package off at the entrance but don't make too much noise, otherwise you might wake my neighbors. I will turn off the trespasser warning system, if you will send up a smoke signal once you reach the redwood tree with the moss-James Adams"
That is just about right...except you need to add an extra zero to the end of all those numbers. I'm wayyyyy outta the way from mankind. My neighbor does kind of resemble a bear too.:afraid:
James, the post office has sent out several mail carriers with your mesh bag. They have tried to follow your directions, but so far not a single one has returned home.
"Dear Postal Worker, please drive 30 miles into the middle of nowhere. Once you are there, take the left fork. If ya take the right fork, you will hit Allen Stark's house.
After you have gone another 30 miles, you will come to a river. Depending on the amount of rainfall(could be a lot around here) you might be able to wade across to the other side. If not, there is a wooden ferry boat about 10 miles downstream.
Once ya are on the otherside, proceed 600 feet straight-up the mountain. At the top of the mountain, go 15 miles due north. You will find a big redwood with moss growing on it. At this tree, proceed west for 10 miles. You will find two caves. The first cave is the bear cave, don't go in there. The second cave is my home. Just drop the package off at the entrance but don't make too much noise, otherwise you might wake my neighbors. I will turn off the trespasser warning system, if you will send up a smoke signal once you reach the redwood tree with the moss-James Adams"
That is just about right...except you need to add an extra zero to the end of all those numbers. I'm wayyyyy outta the way from mankind. My neighbor does kind of resemble a bear too.:afraid:
