New World Record OW Swim

you're too, too, too funny bob! lets see what i can come up with. okay. something politically incorrect happened out there regarding sharks. maybe brutal slayings by a serial killer like Jack the Ripper. there are stories circulating that members of his immediately moved to the Caymans to start a new life. maybe tortured carcharhinidae by a non-swimming masochist or a triathlete, maybe someone just gave old whitey the evil eye for his sex change, maybe whatever. their lawyers get together to see if they could file a lawsuit claiming that lawyers own the rights to the word "shark", and the a lawyer of the lawyers said his clients took personal offense that people would claim that shark/lawyers could be gotten rid of so easily by dragging them away, with one of them named bob just to be sure individuality is not lost in the analysis, and another named C. Longimanus, because, you know, its a union gig, who advise them to admit nothing until all the 'evidence' is in, and then only admit what the evidence would convict them of otherwise, so as to get a lighter 'sentence'. and if all else fails claim that the formal legal training they received from the elite class of law professors genetically modified them resulting in a loss of empathy toward all living things including sharks. Frankly I had not heard about the lawsuit.

you're too, too, too funny bob! lets see what i can come up with. okay. something politically incorrect happened out there regarding sharks. maybe brutal slayings by a serial killer like Jack the Ripper. there are stories circulating that members of his immediately moved to the Caymans to start a new life. maybe tortured carcharhinidae by a non-swimming masochist or a triathlete, maybe someone just gave old whitey the evil eye for his sex change, maybe whatever. their lawyers get together to see if they could file a lawsuit claiming that lawyers own the rights to the word "shark", and the a lawyer of the lawyers said his clients took personal offense that people would claim that shark/lawyers could be gotten rid of so easily by dragging them away, with one of them named bob just to be sure individuality is not lost in the analysis, and another named C. Longimanus, because, you know, its a union gig, who advise them to admit nothing until all the 'evidence' is in, and then only admit what the evidence would convict them of otherwise, so as to get a lighter 'sentence'. and if all else fails claim that the formal legal training they received from the elite class of law professors genetically modified them resulting in a loss of empathy toward all living things including sharks. Frankly I had not heard about the lawsuit.