I would like to tender a semi-official announcement of the semi-unofficial open water swimming coincidental event of the year, best known by its abbreviation JTBA(ntbcwsaaiad)PBORWSaSB5KS, though veterans of the 2008 inaugural event sometimes affectionately refer to it simply as Little Shoulders.
You can find out all you need to know at Little Shoulder's founder's blog and the comment section accompanying this entry: forums.usms.org/blog.php
Is it possible for irony to bend around the time space continuum in such a way as to be mistaken for earnestness?
Would a portrait of me by Norman Rockwell still look anything but seedy?
Exists a single soul in Christendom who would not immediately jump to a single image upon reading the phrase "a sac containing my family jewels"?
Yes, yes, and yes!
Tis a wonderful world, after all, when even the wicked get the benefit of the duplicitously engineered doubt!
Is it possible for irony to bend around the time space continuum in such a way as to be mistaken for earnestness?
Would a portrait of me by Norman Rockwell still look anything but seedy?
Exists a single soul in Christendom who would not immediately jump to a single image upon reading the phrase "a sac containing my family jewels"?
Yes, yes, and yes!
Tis a wonderful world, after all, when even the wicked get the benefit of the duplicitously engineered doubt!
