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Little Shoulders in O.C.,NJ: JTBA(ntbcwsaaiad)PBORWSaSB5KS

jim thornton
I would like to tender a semi-official announcement of the semi-unofficial open water swimming coincidental event of the year, best known by its abbreviation JTBA(ntbcwsaaiad)PBORWSaSB5KS, though veterans of the 2008 inaugural event sometimes affectionately refer to it simply as Little Shoulders. You can find out all you need to know at Little Shoulder's founder's blog and the comment section accompanying this entry: forums.usms.org/blog.php
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  • Will I be provided with a kayaker and escort boat? A star turn! Anything! Fresh bottled water provided! Throngs of admirers! Several first-place finishing items! :) Anyone who coincidentally participates will possibly, by random chance, find a goodie bag with his or her name on it. Inside this goodie bag will be a number of items, including, possibly, but not limited to, stuff that my brother John wants to get rid of in his house; sea shells I found on the beach, or fragments thereof; bits of sand; a discount offer to join JMSA for $39.99; and for the first person of each gender/age group to join JMSA, a guaranteed JMSA-sanctioned World Record with purchase of Record Belt (a $6,999.99 value offered for first time JMSA joiners at a premium price of $6998.99.) And I will let you get a look at my sac.
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  • Will I be provided with a kayaker and escort boat? A star turn! Anything! Fresh bottled water provided! Throngs of admirers! Several first-place finishing items! :) Anyone who coincidentally participates will possibly, by random chance, find a goodie bag with his or her name on it. Inside this goodie bag will be a number of items, including, possibly, but not limited to, stuff that my brother John wants to get rid of in his house; sea shells I found on the beach, or fragments thereof; bits of sand; a discount offer to join JMSA for $39.99; and for the first person of each gender/age group to join JMSA, a guaranteed JMSA-sanctioned World Record with purchase of Record Belt (a $6,999.99 value offered for first time JMSA joiners at a premium price of $6998.99.) And I will let you get a look at my sac.
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