this thread is quite popular for general swimming so i thought we could try one here I'll lead off:
you keep your transparent suits to wear on foggy days when no one can see you anyway.
you know what happens after you get 10 jellyfish stings
you have a collection of sunscreens in your swim bag for different types of swims and sun conditions
you are rushing to get across the frost on the beach to get in the "warm" water and its in the high 50's (F)
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...you're so cold you can see into your crystal balls.
