this thread is quite popular for general swimming so i thought we could try one here I'll lead off:
you keep your transparent suits to wear on foggy days when no one can see you anyway.
you know what happens after you get 10 jellyfish stings
you have a collection of sunscreens in your swim bag for different types of swims and sun conditions
you are rushing to get across the frost on the beach to get in the "warm" water and its in the high 50's (F)
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1) You're a woman and you come out of the water with a "beard" or "mustache" of dirt/crud.
2) You family doctor greets you with "I assume you are here because you are doing a swim race some place disgusting and want some more Cipro."
3) You can urinate while you swim to warm your toes.
4) You are more afraid of immunization shots than sharks.
5) Your wife is promoting an English Channel try since she knows it's the only way you'll stop training long enough to go to Europe.
6) You've ever stopped during a race to chat with a friend.
-LBJ
1) You're a woman and you come out of the water with a "beard" or "mustache" of dirt/crud.
2) You family doctor greets you with "I assume you are here because you are doing a swim race some place disgusting and want some more Cipro."
3) You can urinate while you swim to warm your toes.
4) You are more afraid of immunization shots than sharks.
5) Your wife is promoting an English Channel try since she knows it's the only way you'll stop training long enough to go to Europe.
6) You've ever stopped during a race to chat with a friend.
-LBJ
