T minus 11 days until I race the long distance pentathlon (200 LCM back, 200 LCM free, 200 LCM ***, 200 LCM fly, and 400 LCM IM) against an unknown challenger. I have it on good authority that this mystery swimmer will be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and will not remove it between events. There are also unsubstantiated rumors that this person uses performance enhancing carbohydrates and caffeine, and may have even considered sandbagging once before chickening out. I'm told that our gridge hinges upon our total pentathlon time, but the stakes of this gridge have not yet been revealed even to me. Who is this enigmatic maverick, and why has he never been photographed with Gotham's caped crusader Bat Guy?
I sure wish I could be there to watch this gridge between That Guy and the Unknown Challenger. It sounds like they're going to be at each other the whole way through it. If I were you, I would start looking for a coupon for a free super-sized extra value meal. Sounds like the Unknown Challenger is going to be tough!! :bow:
Thanks for the kind words, Ed. Win or lose, I will be sure to enjoy some carbo-free caffeine-free diet mcnuggets with zesty Superfluous Sauce!
I sure wish I could be there to watch this gridge between That Guy and the Unknown Challenger. It sounds like they're going to be at each other the whole way through it. If I were you, I would start looking for a coupon for a free super-sized extra value meal. Sounds like the Unknown Challenger is going to be tough!! :bow:
Thanks for the kind words, Ed. Win or lose, I will be sure to enjoy some carbo-free caffeine-free diet mcnuggets with zesty Superfluous Sauce!
