T minus 11 days until I race the long distance pentathlon (200 LCM back, 200 LCM free, 200 LCM ***, 200 LCM fly, and 400 LCM IM) against an unknown challenger. I have it on good authority that this mystery swimmer will be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and will not remove it between events. There are also unsubstantiated rumors that this person uses performance enhancing carbohydrates and caffeine, and may have even considered sandbagging once before chickening out. I'm told that our gridge hinges upon our total pentathlon time, but the stakes of this gridge have not yet been revealed even to me. Who is this enigmatic maverick, and why has he never been photographed with Gotham's caped crusader Bat Guy?
T minus 11 days until I race the long distance pentathlon (200 LCM back, 200 LCM free, 200 LCM ***, 200 LCM fly, and 400 LCM IM) against an unknown challenger. I have it on good authority that this mystery swimmer will be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and will not remove it between events. There are also unsubstantiated rumors that this person uses performance enhancing carbohydrates and caffeine, and may have even considered sandbagging once before chickening out. I'm told that our gridge hinges upon our total pentathlon time, but the stakes of this gridge have not yet been revealed even to me. Who is this enigmatic maverick, and why has he never been photographed with Gotham's caped crusader Bat Guy?
Who could this be??
Fast food and Mountain Dew!!! That's the secret to how I swim fast.
Sandbagging!!! I don't sandbag! Maybe in the past I entered meets with "reference times" of the LMSC records that I figured I would easily get.
Be ready to bring it!! I'm just hoping the 200 Fly/400 IM combo at the end of the pentathalon isn't a global killer!! As far as the stakes of the gridge...maybe some kind of a good healthy fast food meal and a caffiene loaded beverage!! Gotta stay awake for the long drive home afterwards!!
I don't have any idea as to who you (or I) are referring to.
T minus 11 days until I race the long distance pentathlon (200 LCM back, 200 LCM free, 200 LCM ***, 200 LCM fly, and 400 LCM IM) against an unknown challenger. I have it on good authority that this mystery swimmer will be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and will not remove it between events. There are also unsubstantiated rumors that this person uses performance enhancing carbohydrates and caffeine, and may have even considered sandbagging once before chickening out. I'm told that our gridge hinges upon our total pentathlon time, but the stakes of this gridge have not yet been revealed even to me. Who is this enigmatic maverick, and why has he never been photographed with Gotham's caped crusader Bat Guy?
Who could this be??
Fast food and Mountain Dew!!! That's the secret to how I swim fast.
Sandbagging!!! I don't sandbag! Maybe in the past I entered meets with "reference times" of the LMSC records that I figured I would easily get.
Be ready to bring it!! I'm just hoping the 200 Fly/400 IM combo at the end of the pentathalon isn't a global killer!! As far as the stakes of the gridge...maybe some kind of a good healthy fast food meal and a caffiene loaded beverage!! Gotta stay awake for the long drive home afterwards!!
I don't have any idea as to who you (or I) are referring to.
