Went to the Missouri Grand Prix, w my wife and girls, age 12 and 8, to watch some great swimming this past weekend and it was great!
Also recently paid to have a criminal background check as I am an official for USA swimming, so they can make sure I'm not a perv...(I passed...)
I will say this, and I'm really not a prude, but in light of spending 55-60 bucks for the background check, perhaps USA swimming should look at enforcing some simple modesty in the swimmers.
I've never seen so many butt-cracks on the men and butt cheeks on the women in my entire lifelong swimming experience!!!! The fronts of guys suits literally an inch from their "junk" and their butt crack hanging out. Girls with their full butt cheek exposed as their warmup suits were 5 sizes too small and tucked in like a thong.
My 8 yr old daughter and my wife had a 20 something young man wrap his towel around himself, pull off his suit, pull on his underwear, about 5 ft in front of them (and his butt was fully exposed for a brief moment)...
I personally dont care, it bothers me not in the least, but what does bother me is USA is trying to crack down on the pervs, but then allows this...
Just my 2 cents...
...perhaps USA swimming should look at enforcing some simple modesty in the swimmers.
I can see it now: The Butt Crack Police.
Do you aspire to be a Rules Official? Well, first you have to be a Butt Official.
And do the folks who volunteer specifically for the Butt Police get extra-special background checks?
Will there be a script for delivering warnings to violators of the Butt Crack Protocol? "Hello. I couldn't help noticing... your butt crack."
Will only female Butt Crack Officials be allowed to deliver warnings to female swimmers? Sort of like pat-downs at the airport?
USA Swimming: Where no exposed butt crack goes unnoticed.
...perhaps USA swimming should look at enforcing some simple modesty in the swimmers.
I can see it now: The Butt Crack Police.
Do you aspire to be a Rules Official? Well, first you have to be a Butt Official.
And do the folks who volunteer specifically for the Butt Police get extra-special background checks?
Will there be a script for delivering warnings to violators of the Butt Crack Protocol? "Hello. I couldn't help noticing... your butt crack."
Will only female Butt Crack Officials be allowed to deliver warnings to female swimmers? Sort of like pat-downs at the airport?
USA Swimming: Where no exposed butt crack goes unnoticed.
