2012 Olympics: Swimming

Since we're talking those strange and often clumsy creatures called swimmers, it counts as a success if no one's broken a leg bone while jumping into the pool (see Lindsay Benko and Kate Ziegler) or face planted in the locker room badly enough to require stitches yet.

Since we're talking those strange and often clumsy creatures called swimmers, it counts as a success if no one's broken a leg bone while jumping into the pool (see Lindsay Benko and Kate Ziegler) or face planted in the locker room badly enough to require stitches yet.