Yes, yes, I know... you all think that your pool is the worst (except those that train at UT or IUPUI). But before you vote, consider this:
- indoor 6-lane 25 yard pool, L-shaped
- built in 1969, with negligible upgrades since
- heated to at least 85 degrees
- operated by the city at a significant loss every year
- closes for three to four weeks every year (two for upgrades - aka cleaning - and two for "budgetary reasons")
- shared by the city, the high school, the local university and the swim club
- vacuumed once a week ("whether it needs it or not")
- lifeguards cannot be moved from their plastic chairs on the deck
- for lap swim, only two lane lines put in - not in lifeguards' job description to put in more
- patrons blatantly ignore the lane signs indicating "fast", "medium" and "slow"
- lifeguards do not enforce the above
- patrons of all types refuse to circle swim, and instead swim next to each other (again, with few or no lane lines)
- healthy mix of college girls in bikinis, college boys in board shorts, noodlers, and elementary backstrokers
Poll opens now.
Dickensian tale
Luke Skywalker the first time he saw the Millennium Falcon. Except our pool could not go .5 past light speed, and could not make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
One of us is confused, and it's not me. :D
Dickensian tale
Luke Skywalker the first time he saw the Millennium Falcon. Except our pool could not go .5 past light speed, and could not make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
One of us is confused, and it's not me. :D