Jim, you seem a bit bored these days. Perhaps you could massage these statistics to make them more accurate.
Rich
Rich, you are absolutely correct in your assessment of my boredom levels.
However, your suggestion that "massaging these statistics" might help me with my boredom is, perhaps, dangerous counsel.
Were I to do this, it is quite possible that I would become so bored my heart would stop.
I shall leave this job, therefore, to the more mathematically inclined and search out alternative, and arguably more exciting, forms of massage for myself.
Jim, you seem a bit bored these days. Perhaps you could massage these statistics to make them more accurate.
Rich
Rich, you are absolutely correct in your assessment of my boredom levels.
However, your suggestion that "massaging these statistics" might help me with my boredom is, perhaps, dangerous counsel.
Were I to do this, it is quite possible that I would become so bored my heart would stop.
I shall leave this job, therefore, to the more mathematically inclined and search out alternative, and arguably more exciting, forms of massage for myself.
