You KNOW you're hooked on swimming when...

1. You open the door to the pool and get that first whiff of chlorine and think to yourself, "I love the smell of chlorine in the morning!" 2. Your new issue of Swimmer Magazine arrives :bliss: and you immediately sit down and read it cover to cover (including the ads!). But, then, the realization sets in that now you have to wait two months until the NEXT issue arrives. 3. You find yourself counting strokes instead of sheep to fall asleep at night. Then, just when you're about to fall asleep, instead of your leg twitching a little bit, it does a full whip kick :afraid:, and you ride the glide to slumberland... :bed: Now it's your turn...
  • ...the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning is swimming and the last thing you think about before falling asleep is swimming. :bed:
  • ...the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning is swimming and the last thing you think about before falling asleep is swimming. :bed: ...and in between, you think about swimming!
  • ...and in between, you think about swimming! :applaud:
  • ...and in between, you think about swimming! What about when you don't shut up about swimming and you begin to think you may have a problem?
  • hey elainiac, thank you, sure I'm happy to offer a few suggestions sounds like fun to me why not edit into a short list of the best I did! :D I posted it on the NSR t-shirt thread. Here's the (slightly edited) post: I came up with what I think is a FUN idea for a t-shirt! Check out my thread, "You know you're hooked on swimming when..." (Sorry, I don't know how to insert the link to that tread here). I think we should have a shirt with the USMS logo (and whatever else) on the front, then on the back: YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOOKED ON U.S. MASTERS SWIMMING WHEN... Under that, it could list the top 10 of the answers that have been included on the thread. I'm thinking it would be best to list the more general ones that would be appropriate for both the guys and the gals; nothing so specific that it only pertains to the person who wrote it. PLEASE READ THE THREAD AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK!!! :banana: Here are my favorites (in no particular order) from that thread. I will admit bias; I'm including a few of my own in the mix. :D YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOOKED ON U.S. MASTERS SWIMMING WHEN... ...your new issue of Swimmer Magazine arrives and you immediately read it cover to cover. But, then, the realization sets in that you now have to wait two months until the next issue arrives. ...you open the door to the pool and get that first whiff of chlorine and think to yourself, "I love the smell of chlorine in the morning!" ...when you are bored in a meeting, instead of doodling, you figure out your ideal splits for the 200 breaststroke (we could substitute "your race") ...when in your dreams, you are doing sets. ...you run into a teammate of the opposite sex in town and you say, "I almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on.", and your spouse doens't even bat an eyelash. ...you see your teammate in town and almost don't recognize them, because you can see their hair and they don't have a cap on or wet hair. ...when you pick up a $140 speeding ticket at 5am, because you're so excited to get to the pool (I shortened this one just a tad). ...you cancel a meeting at work, because you have some (ahem) "pressing business" to take care of. ...spend too much time on the USMS.org/forums catching up. ...all your vacation time is spent at meets. ...use words like SDK or DPS or LTB and the person you're talking to has a clue. ...dream of swimming with dolphins or being a dolphin. ...spend more time shopping for suits than clothes. ...sneak peeks at the USMS forums while you're at work, because you don't want to miss out on what's happening with the forumites. WORTHY OF A T-SHIRT? WHICH ONES-SHOULD WE PICK 10 OF THEM? ANY OTHERS, INSTEAD? P.S. My idea for the rest of the shirt: Have the shirt royal blue with the printing in white on the back (no iron-on letters!). For the front have in white letters centered at the top: USMS.org/forums FORUMITE (Centered on the front of the shirt, have a white U.S. Masters swim cap similar to the one I'm wearing in the attached photo). Ande, Alison (SwimShark) is working on the design and Michael (bzaks1424) was the one who started the U.S. Masters Logo T-Shirt thread in the NSR discussions section, so I think he will follow through with getting the shirts ordered. Stay tuned... I'll keep everybody posted. Alison gave Michael contact info. for getting the shirts done by Cafe Press, who did the "GO THE DISTANCE" shirts which have proven to be good quality. How cool would it be if we showed up at the same meet, put together some mixed medley relay teams, and wore our shirts to the starting blocks, removing them just before it was time to hit the water? :cool: Thanks for your support on the t-shirt idea, Ande! :D
  • You know you're hooked on swimming when you're more excited about a meet than you are about things like vacation and Christmas.
  • When you're reading this at Noon on Sunday when you're supposed to be grading your students' programming assignments!
  • hey elainiac, thank you, sure I'm happy to offer a few suggestions sounds like fun to me why not edit into a short list of the best Hey Ande! Welcome to my thread!! When I started it, I was hoping and waiting, hoping and waiting, then hoping and waiting more for your post. You didn't disappoint me! And, your post rocks!! :applaud: What do you (and everybody elses on this thread) think of having a USMS t-shirt that has the logo on the front and the best of this thread listed on the back? If any of USMS' partners are out there reading this, what do you think of adding something like that to your product line? I'll buy a t-shirt! :D
  • What about when you don't shut up about swimming and you begin to think you may have a problem? Well, according to my two daughters -- I do. :blush:
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    launch... kick, kick, kick, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, breath, 10, 11, 12 turn :cane: