1. You open the door to the pool and get that first whiff of chlorine and think to yourself, "I love the smell of chlorine in the morning!"
2. Your new issue of Swimmer Magazine arrives :bliss: and you immediately sit down and read it cover to cover (including the ads!). But, then, the realization sets in that now you have to wait two months until the NEXT issue arrives.
3. You find yourself counting strokes instead of sheep to fall asleep at night. Then, just when you're about to fall asleep, instead of your leg twitching a little bit, it does a full whip kick :afraid:, and you ride the glide to slumberland... :bed:
Now it's your turn...
you know you're hooked on swimming
IF YOU:
swim each week as much as you can. Preferrably once a day. Maybe twice.
would rather wake up early & go to practice than wake up your spouse early to frolick.
think about swimming much of your day.
spend too much time on usms.org/forums catching up
have memorized all Ande's Swim Faster Faster Tips and can't wait for him to write more.
hang out with swimmers after practice.
are married to a swimmer.
all your vacation time is spent at meets
posess a suitfolio of no longer legal tech suits
use words like SDK or DPS or LTB & the person you're talking to has clue.
your frisky fantasies involve swimmers & have any aquatic related dialog.
dream of swimming with dolphins & of being a dolphin
can squirt water from one hand or 2, spray a mist of water high and far, or blow perfect bubble rings from the deepend
your idea of fun is 20 x 100 fr scy on 1:10
spend more time shopping for suits than clothes
SWIMMER,
if you answered YES! to any of the above
then you my friend might be seriously hooked on swimming
& the only therapy the only cure is:
more swimming!
you know you're hooked on swimming
IF YOU:
swim each week as much as you can. Preferrably once a day. Maybe twice.
would rather wake up early & go to practice than wake up your spouse early to frolick.
think about swimming much of your day.
spend too much time on usms.org/forums catching up
have memorized all Ande's Swim Faster Faster Tips and can't wait for him to write more.
hang out with swimmers after practice.
are married to a swimmer.
all your vacation time is spent at meets
posess a suitfolio of no longer legal tech suits
use words like SDK or DPS or LTB & the person you're talking to has clue.
your frisky fantasies involve swimmers & have any aquatic related dialog.
dream of swimming with dolphins & of being a dolphin
can squirt water from one hand or 2, spray a mist of water high and far, or blow perfect bubble rings from the deepend
your idea of fun is 20 x 100 fr scy on 1:10
spend more time shopping for suits than clothes
SWIMMER,
if you answered YES! to any of the above
then you my friend might be seriously hooked on swimming
& the only therapy the only cure is:
more swimming!
