As a swimmer from a backwater LMSC that virtually never has enough people at USMS meets to field even the slowest of relay teams, I would like to see team orphans like myself be allowed to aggregate with others of my ilk to form a rag-tag band of misfit style "Pick Up" relay teams at masters meets.
I personally believe this would foster camaraderie and new friendships as people like me, who practice in Amish mudholes, would be able to swim on a relay team with, say, Cayjuns from Baton Rouge, who swim in oil-slickened bayous littered with oxygen-starved crawdads.
I would furthermore and personally like such relays to "count" for Top 10 consideration, provided they were made up exclusively of unattached swimmers--or people who are the sole representatives of their "teams"--i.e., bona fide hardship cases, like me, who truly have no other options for swimming relays at most meets.
What say ye? Please take my simple poll; USMS bigwigs, please take note of my simple poll, especially if it comes back (as I hope) with a resounding and enthusiastic endorsement of the hopes and aspirations of mud-and-oil-coated misfits throughout the nation!
Ah, Jim my fine fellow, I do believe that you would make a fine spokesperson for British Petroleum; in fact, I'll wager that you could come up with some pretty kinky containment devices (that would be at least as possible as what's been tried to this point) that would provide superior TV pictures for CNN to play endlessly while interviewing anyone who has ever been to the beach before.
I am not sure where exactly Nanaimo is in the Province of British Columbia, but I have no doubts whatsoever it the home of perspicacious Canadian geniuses. Actually, Amanda--Chicken of the Sea--is an armchair inventor whose credits include the famous backstroke snorkel. I do think she might be able to solve this premature spillage problem.
I must say, I never have been able to fix this in my own life.
Ah, Jim my fine fellow, I do believe that you would make a fine spokesperson for British Petroleum; in fact, I'll wager that you could come up with some pretty kinky containment devices (that would be at least as possible as what's been tried to this point) that would provide superior TV pictures for CNN to play endlessly while interviewing anyone who has ever been to the beach before.
I am not sure where exactly Nanaimo is in the Province of British Columbia, but I have no doubts whatsoever it the home of perspicacious Canadian geniuses. Actually, Amanda--Chicken of the Sea--is an armchair inventor whose credits include the famous backstroke snorkel. I do think she might be able to solve this premature spillage problem.
I must say, I never have been able to fix this in my own life.
