Get over it. Tons of masters swimmers use anabolic steroids, and they're not harming anyone by doing it.
How do you know?
The only sure way to know for sure is the neck 'n nuts test.
If the person's neck is thicker than his head, and he has not been diagnosed with microcephaly,
AND
his testes are the size of raisins,
THEN
he's a juicer.
Jazz Hands, of course, knows this, but he doesn't want to publicly admit that he checks for both signs in the locker room.
In women, the neck test also applies, but the real key is an expansion of a body part that is ordinarily hard for guys to find, but which becomes in the presence of juice too large to ignore. In fact, if might make guys like me feel inadequate in comparison.
--Dr. Jimi, purveyor of advice a real doctor would never give
Get over it. Tons of masters swimmers use anabolic steroids, and they're not harming anyone by doing it.
How do you know?
The only sure way to know for sure is the neck 'n nuts test.
If the person's neck is thicker than his head, and he has not been diagnosed with microcephaly,
AND
his testes are the size of raisins,
THEN
he's a juicer.
Jazz Hands, of course, knows this, but he doesn't want to publicly admit that he checks for both signs in the locker room.
In women, the neck test also applies, but the real key is an expansion of a body part that is ordinarily hard for guys to find, but which becomes in the presence of juice too large to ignore. In fact, if might make guys like me feel inadequate in comparison.
--Dr. Jimi, purveyor of advice a real doctor would never give
