USMS ruling on modesty suits

Anyone know what that is? The last one I remember was that they were acceptable. But heck that was a while ago. Things seem to change so quickly lately, no idea why. :angel: I sure hope so cause I'm planning on wearing my B70 with a 'sketchy' rear seam and would hate to Paul Smith it on the blocks with nothing but me under the B70. :afraid:
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  • A new verb. Feel free to add alternate definitions: Paul Smith (pôl smĭth) v. Paul Smithed, Paul Smithing, Paul Smiths. 1. To render useless a $400 swimsuit, while causing permanent emotional scarring of all those in view. I have lived my whole life in fear that somehow my name would end up becoming linked with something humiliatiing and beyond my control. Fans of the movie, Kingpin, will know what it means to get "Munson'ed." In our own swimming community, there is a precedent for this kind of Proper Noun to Verb conversion: to Hiddlebiddle (origin too lengthy to go into here.) In any event, Jayhawk, by your brilliant use of proper dictionary punctuation--whatever that little mark is called over "pol" is used brilliantly!--you have done to the only somewhat deserving Paul Smith what I have feared might have done to me. Turned his name into a highly embarrassing and shameful act. To be Paul Smithed--apologies here, in advance, to his lovely bride--sounds like a really nasty Rogering indeed. Even the wicked, as Eudora Welty has suggested, get more than they deserve.
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  • A new verb. Feel free to add alternate definitions: Paul Smith (pôl smĭth) v. Paul Smithed, Paul Smithing, Paul Smiths. 1. To render useless a $400 swimsuit, while causing permanent emotional scarring of all those in view. I have lived my whole life in fear that somehow my name would end up becoming linked with something humiliatiing and beyond my control. Fans of the movie, Kingpin, will know what it means to get "Munson'ed." In our own swimming community, there is a precedent for this kind of Proper Noun to Verb conversion: to Hiddlebiddle (origin too lengthy to go into here.) In any event, Jayhawk, by your brilliant use of proper dictionary punctuation--whatever that little mark is called over "pol" is used brilliantly!--you have done to the only somewhat deserving Paul Smith what I have feared might have done to me. Turned his name into a highly embarrassing and shameful act. To be Paul Smithed--apologies here, in advance, to his lovely bride--sounds like a really nasty Rogering indeed. Even the wicked, as Eudora Welty has suggested, get more than they deserve.
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