In an effort to change the somewhat bitter tone of recent threads, I propose a new topic that I think will give everyone a smile and reason for good natured jocularity.
Imagine a virtual pit into which your college mascot, starved and abused into a snarling rage, is slowly hoisted down to fight to the death with my college mascot.
In the first of such grudge matches, a gelded Texas longhorn, still bleeding from its evacuated sack, but relatively huge in size, and with pointy horns gleaming, is loaded onto a winch and slowly but surely cranked down into the pit where awaits...
its worst nightmare.
The fierce killing machine that is the Michigan wolverine, pound for pound the meanest and most rapacious species of rodentia the earth has ever known.
Alas, before the straps can even be removed from the pathetic cow, my wolverine has eviscerated it and made a fine snack of its entrails.
Next?
I invited you to hoist your own college mascot down into the arena where it shall quickly join the carcass of the cow.
(Guys! Isn't this fun!!!!)
I have 3:
1) Ephman (named after the founder of Williams College) probably wouldn't do much damage, nor would the affectionately adopted purple cow that has unofficially taken Eph's place
2) Longhorn. This one has already been talked through, but I also recall that some A&M aggies kidnapped bevo and served him up as BBQ at some point in history...
3) Cardinal. Not sure the color red can do much damage. However, the unofficial mascot, the Stanford Tree (in the form of a giant Sequoia) could certainly do some damage were it to fall on and crush any number of the mascots listed in the above posts.
I have 3:
1) Ephman (named after the founder of Williams College) probably wouldn't do much damage, nor would the affectionately adopted purple cow that has unofficially taken Eph's place
2) Longhorn. This one has already been talked through, but I also recall that some A&M aggies kidnapped bevo and served him up as BBQ at some point in history...
3) Cardinal. Not sure the color red can do much damage. However, the unofficial mascot, the Stanford Tree (in the form of a giant Sequoia) could certainly do some damage were it to fall on and crush any number of the mascots listed in the above posts.
