Patrick, are you saying my poll questions were biased?
Lordy!
I wasn't sure whether to phrase it this way:
Will the best thing since sliced bread be unfairly hounded out of the cruel sport by meddling bureaucrats who like nothing better to do than to make people miserable?
or this way:
Will this ruination of swimming, which is fast turning the once proud sport of Weismuller, Schollander, and Spitz into a bastardized form of body kayaking (it is rumored that infants in B70s can pass the deep water test because they are physically incapable of sinking!), be righteously tarred and feathered and then waterboarded before being hounded forever from the nation's natatorium complexes?
Unable to pick which way to go, I tried to strike a more neutral tone. The subtext of which:
Which is more of a travesty: the new suits, or the *** corporations that are trying to take their competitor's products away from us?
Maybe I do need some help in my polling questions.
Patrick, are you saying my poll questions were biased?
Lordy!
I wasn't sure whether to phrase it this way:
Will the best thing since sliced bread be unfairly hounded out of the cruel sport by meddling bureaucrats who like nothing better to do than to make people miserable?
or this way:
Will this ruination of swimming, which is fast turning the once proud sport of Weismuller, Schollander, and Spitz into a bastardized form of body kayaking (it is rumored that infants in B70s can pass the deep water test because they are physically incapable of sinking!), be righteously tarred and feathered and then waterboarded before being hounded forever from the nation's natatorium complexes?
Unable to pick which way to go, I tried to strike a more neutral tone. The subtext of which:
Which is more of a travesty: the new suits, or the *** corporations that are trying to take their competitor's products away from us?
Maybe I do need some help in my polling questions.
