Please help I suck at swimming

Is anyone else getting sick of these threads? Maybe Swimming Faster Faster should be a sticky. When a new user registers with the Forums, maybe they should be required to show that they have searched and read the archives before posting on any of the following topics: Help, my {insert event here} time really sucks Help, I have a (insert malady here) injury How do my times compare to those of other {insert age group here} Help, my (Lycra) swimsuit is falling apart Help, I'm swimming in my first {meet, OW swim, Olympics} Should I lift weights? What brand of {goggles, suit, fins} is the best? Is {insert famous swimmer's name here} taking steroids?

Is anyone else getting sick of these threads? Maybe Swimming Faster Faster should be a sticky. When a new user registers with the Forums, maybe they should be required to show that they have searched and read the archives before posting on any of the following topics: Help, my {insert event here} time really sucks Help, I have a (insert malady here) injury How do my times compare to those of other {insert age group here} Help, my (Lycra) swimsuit is falling apart Help, I'm swimming in my first {meet, OW swim, Olympics} Should I lift weights? What brand of {goggles, suit, fins} is the best? Is {insert famous swimmer's name here} taking steroids?