Michael Phelps and a bong? Is there any truth to this?

I asked. The ppl I asked didn't know b/c they had you on ignore. You're very fond of saying someone's "on ignore," but you're never right about it. And the above statement is logically flawed. Since I don't broadcast my name or brag, the people you consulted must have other random forumites on ignore. Ande perhaps? lol I'm sure loads of "ppl" have him on ignore.

breaking news! speedo will be releasing a tie-dyed lzr available for the burning man mud swimming championship! tyr to follow with a bell bottomed version. time to mellow out folks and quit judging the phelpster.

Would someone please do one of those "polls" with funny choices? I just love mutiple choice. Something along the lines of "What will Michael do next" and choices like, Get his girlfriend pregnant, Have more pictures posted, ala Laure Manadau (sp) - remember THAT?!!, etc.... You could also do a "Who won?" poll with choices like A. Carlos; B. Fort; C. Geek; D. A and B; E. All of the Above F. None of the above. G. Bring back D2! Change that to "Who's winning?"

You could also do a "Who won?" poll with choices like A. Carlos; B. Fort; C. Geek; D. A and B; E. All of the Above F. None of the above. G. Bring back D2! You and your love of D2 ... lol Do you think Carlos knows of Dolphin 2? A casual reader, especially one with his vaunted reading skills, couldn't possibly have missed the tech suit wars ...

I actually agree with this. I'll turn my judgment to hipster doofuses who ride Vespas, drink hoppy micro brews, and watch independent foreign documentaries. i am prepared for the revolution when we will face off with the bud light drinking, suv driving, can't wait for the sequel of happy gilmore masses!

She deleted her post to cover up her gross reading error. I didn't delete my post. The delete function was not operative then. Carlos, at this point, I think the three of us who refuse to bow to the cranium ARE veterans of the board. Really, I'm still waiting for an (well, more than three) SR post from you. Your only contribution, and I can't blame you since you enjoy it so much, is slamming us. Carrry on! I wouldn't deny you your small pleasures. You can do it with impugnity. BTW, I've met loads of posters. Where've you been?

It the remote possibility exists, then why risk it? Same reason I don't swim in the ocean by myself with a bleeding cut at the crack of dawn. If we are afraid of terrorists contaminating our food, doesn't it make sense to have this concern about the drug trade when the ones involved in it are less than honest? Know your grower.

I just don't get it. How can a guy just risk all those massive amounts of money going down the drain for a moment of getting high and just hoping no one has a camera at the ready? If I was on the front every other cereal box in aisle three and I wanted to get high, I'd haul ass to the nearest grocery instead of reaching for my bong. After the last two Olympics, everyone goes around thinking Phelps is a god and then after the following Novembers, everyone thinks the opposite- Phelps is a dog! A big, dumb, friendly dog that just happens to swim fast. Now let's all give him a collective slap on the nose and tell him to go the doghouse in America's backyard. And he calls Lochte "Doggy"! I look forward to November circa 2012 when we will learn Mikey (Sharky?) enjoyed the services of a prostitute. Then he'll enjoy publicity of different Spitz(er)ian proportions. From this thread, I have also coined a new term... "phelpsapologist" ... dictionary definition: a doctor that specializes in making you physically, mentally, and, most especially, morally fishy! "Want to be an Olympic swimmer someday, Billy? But you're only gonna be 5'2? no problem! Go to your Uncle Bryan, he's a world-renowned phelpsapologist! He'll fix you up in no time flat." Gah. I still want to be Michael Phelp's next-door neighbor. He's got FOURTEEN gold medals... and he's over NINE THOUSAND!!! He is awesome.

But not you, apparently. You knowledge of drugs and porn seems oddly out of balance with your knowledge of spelling. Knowledge of porn? You're projecting. My knowledge of drugs is entirely academic. I don't smoke anything and I have never consumed any drug other than pot a couple of times. I am, however, very interested in subaltern economies and their effects in literary and cultural production. Every young kid loves their parent, even when they're odious drug dealers. Unconditional love won't last forever though. It's funny when ppl who don't live in the 'hood opine 'bout the hood. Here's Tupac on the subject... YouTube - 2Pac - Dear Mama And being a parent is decidedly different than observing. Wow. Do you have a blog and how can we subscribe? "Honor" is still the wrong word choice, at least to me. Little dictionary Good for you, wingnut. Psssst. Most ppl consider judgmental ppl like yourself the "wingnut". Obviously in your acute and detailed seeing of all things parenting you failed to pick up on the fact that most real parents don't really want advice from those without kids, unless it is requested. You mean... when the subject is broached in a thread in a forum w/ a HUGE advice-giving component and ppl are engaging in a conversation... You know... give and take? But, hey, thanks for offering the unsolicited advice based on your experience in a seedy part of town - that really helps! Good. Especially when subaltern economies are centered in the "seedy parts of town" where traditional economies don't operate at the same level as the right side of the tracks?

And it's funny when people who don't live in my America nonetheless opine about it. :blah: And your point? Am I not American to you?