Chris, I can understand why a person like yourself, with the body of a Herculean Greek God-like Hominid, as evidenced by the photo spread in the recent issue of swimmer, would want to have body suits banned. This only means that tubs o' lard like me would serve as more effective foils to your corporal magnificence!
Joking aside, that was a great article, and your coach's comments about your work ethic, though making the phrase OCD briefly cross my mind, nevertheless had as its main impact my personal desire to "be like Chris."
Along these lines, I noticed in some of your pictures that your toes appear to be going in an impossible direction vis a vis the rest of your legs. This obviously gives your kicks an extra oomph.
Would you be willing to divulge the name of the orthopedic surgeon you used to cut your ligaments and allow your feet to do this?
Keep on your great swimming! Pay no attention to those ignoramuses who scoff at your hobbling progress on land. They probably laugh at walrus seals on the beach, too, the scoundrels!
Chris, I can understand why a person like yourself, with the body of a Herculean Greek God-like Hominid, as evidenced by the photo spread in the recent issue of swimmer, would want to have body suits banned. This only means that tubs o' lard like me would serve as more effective foils to your corporal magnificence!
Joking aside, that was a great article, and your coach's comments about your work ethic, though making the phrase OCD briefly cross my mind, nevertheless had as its main impact my personal desire to "be like Chris."
Along these lines, I noticed in some of your pictures that your toes appear to be going in an impossible direction vis a vis the rest of your legs. This obviously gives your kicks an extra oomph.
Would you be willing to divulge the name of the orthopedic surgeon you used to cut your ligaments and allow your feet to do this?
Keep on your great swimming! Pay no attention to those ignoramuses who scoff at your hobbling progress on land. They probably laugh at walrus seals on the beach, too, the scoundrels!
