USMS Cheesecake Calendar

Our lovely swimming goddess CreamPuff, AKA, S(he)-Man, and possibly various other aliases including Jana Jameson, has come up with a sensational idea. A USMS calendar featuring buff members of our ranks. I will be happy to appear on the cover of this wearing an old Speedo. However, sales may be improved by other choices. If you are at all interested in participating, please consider emailing me a photo of yourself in as compromising a view as you feel comfortable with. For some, this may mean an action shot wearing four or five stacked B70s. For others, it may mean something entirely different. Please be advised. Though I am not a professional photo editor myself, I know of such people. Do not worry about where your photos might end up. Do not feel "embarrassed" or "awkward" or "degraded" either. Think of me as simply that avuncular figure that appreciates the beauty of a spectacularly well-excercised body with a fine sheen of sweat thereupon! Note to the powers that be: If the pictures are what I hope they will be, I will post the calendar on Facebook, not USMS, and I will also take the USMS title off. So please! I have not committed any crimes yet! Don't remove this post until I actually do! Send photos for consideration in the 2009 Masters Swimming Calendar to me by email at jamesthornton1@comcast.net and I will have my twin brother, an artistic genius and photoshop pro, put the calendar together.