Local TV did a news report about the new pool drain cover law. I happened to be in the YMCA pool at the time and so got on the news. They were looking for someone with a God-like physique and blinding speed, but they got me instead. Unfortunately, I was just doing a slow-ish (about 46-47 sec/50 yards) straight 2000 yard recovery swim, so nothing exciting. Still, I had never seen myself swim before - weird...
The bottom of the pool was FILTHY yesterday - I've never seen it so dirty.
In all cases, I am the closest/only swimmer.
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-LBJ
"Suckage salvation" does indeed pull the load of at least 1000 haphazardly constructed words. And in fact this alliterative pair is so brilliantly effective in capturing the picture that I must now fully disclose that I only hypothetically posit carrying out what we shall now call the Jansen Manouver. Actually drowning in the presence of an uninterested (if hot) lifeguard is but an insignificant risk compared to the potential harms I may experience were my wife to discover any attempts by my person to put the Jansen Manouver into machination.
The muttonchops are becoming an annual tradition following my winter growth yet prior to my return to clean-shaven state.
"Suckage salvation" does indeed pull the load of at least 1000 haphazardly constructed words. And in fact this alliterative pair is so brilliantly effective in capturing the picture that I must now fully disclose that I only hypothetically posit carrying out what we shall now call the Jansen Manouver. Actually drowning in the presence of an uninterested (if hot) lifeguard is but an insignificant risk compared to the potential harms I may experience were my wife to discover any attempts by my person to put the Jansen Manouver into machination.
The muttonchops are becoming an annual tradition following my winter growth yet prior to my return to clean-shaven state.
