Local TV did a news report about the new pool drain cover law. I happened to be in the YMCA pool at the time and so got on the news. They were looking for someone with a God-like physique and blinding speed, but they got me instead. Unfortunately, I was just doing a slow-ish (about 46-47 sec/50 yards) straight 2000 yard recovery swim, so nothing exciting. Still, I had never seen myself swim before - weird...
The bottom of the pool was FILTHY yesterday - I've never seen it so dirty.
In all cases, I am the closest/only swimmer.
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-LBJ
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I defer to Leonard on this subject.
Though I have spent a lot of time ruminating on the theoretical aspects of suckage salvation by comely female lifeguards, I have absolutely no firsthand experience in this realm.
I would suggest, however, Mr. Srcoyote, that if your picture is not significantly enhanced, mutton chops of the sort you are sporting should attract all kinds of distaff interest in helping you with in extremis suction issues.
What say ye, girls of masters swimming?
Hmmm. Say, Jim, you're not one of the effete intellectual snobs are you? I know these are all real words, but I'm wondering if you entered a contest to see how to use them all in one posting?
I defer to Leonard on this subject.
Though I have spent a lot of time ruminating on the theoretical aspects of suckage salvation by comely female lifeguards, I have absolutely no firsthand experience in this realm.
I would suggest, however, Mr. Srcoyote, that if your picture is not significantly enhanced, mutton chops of the sort you are sporting should attract all kinds of distaff interest in helping you with in extremis suction issues.
What say ye, girls of masters swimming?
Hmmm. Say, Jim, you're not one of the effete intellectual snobs are you? I know these are all real words, but I'm wondering if you entered a contest to see how to use them all in one posting?
