My 15 Seconds of Fame

Local TV did a news report about the new pool drain cover law. I happened to be in the YMCA pool at the time and so got on the news. They were looking for someone with a God-like physique and blinding speed, but they got me instead. Unfortunately, I was just doing a slow-ish (about 46-47 sec/50 yards) straight 2000 yard recovery swim, so nothing exciting. Still, I had never seen myself swim before - weird... The bottom of the pool was FILTHY yesterday - I've never seen it so dirty. In all cases, I am the closest/only swimmer. www.wgal.com/.../ -LBJ