What male swimmers would you want to be the wife of and why?

If you were a female (or are one) and could be the perfect sporting wife or girlfriend of a current (or now retired) male swimmer you greatly admire or even dislike, who would you most want to (seriously or humorously) be with and please say why. Well I greatly admire and dislike myself--so I would say me. Unlimited travel/equipment budget, virtual unlimited training time, total understanding, 4 kids and little expectations...yes, I would marry me even if I wasn't a woman and even with my ugly misshapen face and body (because I'd be a woman and would be able to see inner beauty with much more clarity).:)

If you were a female (or are one) and could be the perfect sporting wife or girlfriend of a current (or now retired) male swimmer you greatly admire or even dislike, who would you most want to (seriously or humorously) be with and please say why. Well I greatly admire and dislike myself--so I would say me. Unlimited travel/equipment budget, virtual unlimited training time, total understanding, 4 kids and little expectations...yes, I would marry me even if I wasn't a woman and even with my ugly misshapen face and body (because I'd be a woman and would be able to see inner beauty with much more clarity).:)