Swimming Stereotypes

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Equipment Rep Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times. The Luddite Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout. The Barnacle Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it. The Coach Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed. The Jaded Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads. The Swimaholic Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying. Fast Guy who Never Trains Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice. Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing. Lane Guy Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him. The Crack Guy Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size. The Newbie Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask. _________________ As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
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  • Foolproof Planner Theres somebody I encounter at the base pool just like that. She arrives early, drops her iced water bottle and stuff off at the top of the lane, then comes back after she's dressed appropriately for swimming. The thing is, she drops it off in the lane I'm swimming in while others are open so I have to migrate to the open lane as weird as it may be Wait, you're telling us you are already in the lane, swimming, and when she drops off her junk, you relinquish the lane? Are you a man or a mouse? First come, first serve - and Nancy is right - possession is 9/10th of the law - or the lane, whatever.
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  • Foolproof Planner Theres somebody I encounter at the base pool just like that. She arrives early, drops her iced water bottle and stuff off at the top of the lane, then comes back after she's dressed appropriately for swimming. The thing is, she drops it off in the lane I'm swimming in while others are open so I have to migrate to the open lane as weird as it may be Wait, you're telling us you are already in the lane, swimming, and when she drops off her junk, you relinquish the lane? Are you a man or a mouse? First come, first serve - and Nancy is right - possession is 9/10th of the law - or the lane, whatever.
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