Equipment Rep
Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times.
The Luddite
Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout.
The Barnacle
Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it.
The Coach
Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed.
The Jaded
Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads.
The Swimaholic
Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying.
Fast Guy who Never Trains
Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice.
Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business
Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing.
Lane Guy
Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him.
The Crack Guy
Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size.
The Newbie
Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask.
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As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
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POLAR BEAR
Mid 30's, overweight, pushing 270+. Hasn't seen the sun since college. Wears appropriate reinforced board short type attire. Busts out the first half of a 200 Fr under 58 secs at the end of a set..Everyone is waiting in line to get behind this guy so they can experience the undertow when he comes off the wall. I've seen shorter lines at six flags. Knows just enough about SDK to swap anyone who happens to come up on the other side swimming fly when he breaks the surface. Anyone under 130 lbs comes to Jesus when he taps on their feet.
You should see the wave action in the adjoining lanes when you put two of these types in the same lane workn on the same set. :afraid:
POLAR BEAR
Mid 30's, overweight, pushing 270+. Hasn't seen the sun since college. Wears appropriate reinforced board short type attire. Busts out the first half of a 200 Fr under 58 secs at the end of a set..Everyone is waiting in line to get behind this guy so they can experience the undertow when he comes off the wall. I've seen shorter lines at six flags. Knows just enough about SDK to swap anyone who happens to come up on the other side swimming fly when he breaks the surface. Anyone under 130 lbs comes to Jesus when he taps on their feet.
You should see the wave action in the adjoining lanes when you put two of these types in the same lane workn on the same set. :afraid:
