Equipment Rep
Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times.
The Luddite
Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout.
The Barnacle
Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it.
The Coach
Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed.
The Jaded
Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads.
The Swimaholic
Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying.
Fast Guy who Never Trains
Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice.
Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business
Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing.
Lane Guy
Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him.
The Crack Guy
Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size.
The Newbie
Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask.
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As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
The Human Pylon - Elderly man who stands exactly halfway down the pool and does a stationary water aerobics workout with foam dumbbells. What THP's workout lacks in intensity, it makes up for in length and lack of movement. While similar to a noodler, he is not one of them because a) he leaves before their class starts, and b) they actually move their feet. I shared a lane with THP this morning; it might be the first time I've ever done a workout with an object stationed in the middle of my lane like that.
It's been about a week of having THP around, and I gotta say, I've gained a newfound respect for noodlers. They move. He doesn't.
This morning when I walked out of the locker room, a lady who water-walks in the end lane was beaming at me. She's always smiling and cheerful, but this was something different. There was something devious going on there. After we exchanged good mornings, she suggested that I share a lane with THP. Neither of us was able to keep a straight face. I opted to share with someone else. I talked to her some more later and apparently she had been trying to trick THP into moving his feet all morning. Inviting him to come over to her lane so swimmers could swim unobstructed, that sort of thing. He wouldn't do it, he kept saying "not unless I have to," so she tried to send me (a butterflyer) in there so she could up the ante on him. So I also have a newfound respect for devious water walkers :lmao:
The Human Pylon - Elderly man who stands exactly halfway down the pool and does a stationary water aerobics workout with foam dumbbells. What THP's workout lacks in intensity, it makes up for in length and lack of movement. While similar to a noodler, he is not one of them because a) he leaves before their class starts, and b) they actually move their feet. I shared a lane with THP this morning; it might be the first time I've ever done a workout with an object stationed in the middle of my lane like that.
It's been about a week of having THP around, and I gotta say, I've gained a newfound respect for noodlers. They move. He doesn't.
This morning when I walked out of the locker room, a lady who water-walks in the end lane was beaming at me. She's always smiling and cheerful, but this was something different. There was something devious going on there. After we exchanged good mornings, she suggested that I share a lane with THP. Neither of us was able to keep a straight face. I opted to share with someone else. I talked to her some more later and apparently she had been trying to trick THP into moving his feet all morning. Inviting him to come over to her lane so swimmers could swim unobstructed, that sort of thing. He wouldn't do it, he kept saying "not unless I have to," so she tried to send me (a butterflyer) in there so she could up the ante on him. So I also have a newfound respect for devious water walkers :lmao:
