Equipment Rep
Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times.
The Luddite
Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout.
The Barnacle
Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it.
The Coach
Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed.
The Jaded
Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads.
The Swimaholic
Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying.
Fast Guy who Never Trains
Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice.
Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business
Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing.
Lane Guy
Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him.
The Crack Guy
Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size.
The Newbie
Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask.
_________________
As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
The Dementia Patient
This person includes a wide variety characteristics, mainly by their inability to adequately perceive time. Symptoms include
- Not waiting 5 seconds between people on starts of drills and immediately dispatching after the person in front of them go's
- Inability to keep track of set
- Consistently forgetting to "go"
- Losing track of counts
- Constantly asking questions
- Not listening to anything that is said to them
Poseidon
The one person when circle swimming that always is swimming past you in the opposite direction who conveniently is always there when you are taking a breath. This person somehow creates a massive tidal wave when swimming past you resulting in a mouthful of water.
The Dementia Patient
This person includes a wide variety characteristics, mainly by their inability to adequately perceive time. Symptoms include
- Not waiting 5 seconds between people on starts of drills and immediately dispatching after the person in front of them go's
- Inability to keep track of set
- Consistently forgetting to "go"
- Losing track of counts
- Constantly asking questions
- Not listening to anything that is said to them
Poseidon
The one person when circle swimming that always is swimming past you in the opposite direction who conveniently is always there when you are taking a breath. This person somehow creates a massive tidal wave when swimming past you resulting in a mouthful of water.
