Equipment Rep
Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times.
The Luddite
Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout.
The Barnacle
Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it.
The Coach
Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed.
The Jaded
Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads.
The Swimaholic
Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying.
Fast Guy who Never Trains
Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice.
Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business
Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing.
Lane Guy
Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him.
The Crack Guy
Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size.
The Newbie
Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask.
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As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
lol, that is what I have most in common with the Next Gen girls. I'm apparently a huge cheater and thus disqualified from membership on that basis.
Jim,
Women do not swim competitively to attract men. Swimming makes you look like a tank, and is counter-productive on that score. Revenge and escapism are probably more accurate.
Don't look at me. No kids. Eva. Plus a lot of other things that DQ me as well like being a swimming hack who can't SDK - at all.
There are some well known affairs that took place between some female swimmer champions (including olympic medalists) and others who may or may not have been their coaches. :confused:
And is revenge all that far from hate which while seemingly the opposite of love is actually the closest emotion to love. . .
Perhaps Freud was correct in that it's all about sex or death. . .
lol, that is what I have most in common with the Next Gen girls. I'm apparently a huge cheater and thus disqualified from membership on that basis.
Jim,
Women do not swim competitively to attract men. Swimming makes you look like a tank, and is counter-productive on that score. Revenge and escapism are probably more accurate.
Don't look at me. No kids. Eva. Plus a lot of other things that DQ me as well like being a swimming hack who can't SDK - at all.
There are some well known affairs that took place between some female swimmer champions (including olympic medalists) and others who may or may not have been their coaches. :confused:
And is revenge all that far from hate which while seemingly the opposite of love is actually the closest emotion to love. . .
Perhaps Freud was correct in that it's all about sex or death. . .
