Equipment Rep
Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times.
The Luddite
Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout.
The Barnacle
Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it.
The Coach
Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed.
The Jaded
Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads.
The Swimaholic
Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying.
Fast Guy who Never Trains
Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice.
Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business
Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing.
Lane Guy
Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him.
The Crack Guy
Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size.
The Newbie
Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask.
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As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
The Gone Off the Deep End
The stressed-out swimmer who has a hot temper reminiscent of Sonny Corleone from The Godfather. Comes to swim already wound up and is ready to take his stress out in the pool. Goes ballistic when he finds the pool not as he expected. Belittles lifeguards if the lane ropes aren't already in and screams at or runs over any noodler in the pool. Also carries a plastic thermometer to measure water temperature. Has been known to throw thermometer against the wall in a fit of rage when he discovers that the water temperature exceeds 81.
The Gone Off the Deep End
The stressed-out swimmer who has a hot temper reminiscent of Sonny Corleone from The Godfather. Comes to swim already wound up and is ready to take his stress out in the pool. Goes ballistic when he finds the pool not as he expected. Belittles lifeguards if the lane ropes aren't already in and screams at or runs over any noodler in the pool. Also carries a plastic thermometer to measure water temperature. Has been known to throw thermometer against the wall in a fit of rage when he discovers that the water temperature exceeds 81.
