Equipment Rep
Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times.
The Luddite
Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout.
The Barnacle
Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it.
The Coach
Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed.
The Jaded
Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads.
The Swimaholic
Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying.
Fast Guy who Never Trains
Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice.
Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business
Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing.
Lane Guy
Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him.
The Crack Guy
Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size.
The Newbie
Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask.
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As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
The Kid - 13 year old Age group female who missed morning workout or has a conflict with the club swimming workouts. Flirts with coach so much that the coach doesn't even acknowledge your end of the pool. Oh yeah, then she turns out 10 x 100 on 1:05. She's so happy that she flirts with the fricken coach during the rests. Kicks everyone's a$$. Does not seem to feel pain....Grrrr!
The Foreigner - french or german or swede guy who speaks almost no english. Wears a real speedo (only one). Women will do anything for him. Swims incredibly fast but since he speaks no english I can never figure out where he swam. Has no weaknesses--kicking, IM, distance, sprints. The guy is a friggin beast!
The Kid - 13 year old Age group female who missed morning workout or has a conflict with the club swimming workouts. Flirts with coach so much that the coach doesn't even acknowledge your end of the pool. Oh yeah, then she turns out 10 x 100 on 1:05. She's so happy that she flirts with the fricken coach during the rests. Kicks everyone's a$$. Does not seem to feel pain....Grrrr!
The Foreigner - french or german or swede guy who speaks almost no english. Wears a real speedo (only one). Women will do anything for him. Swims incredibly fast but since he speaks no english I can never figure out where he swam. Has no weaknesses--kicking, IM, distance, sprints. The guy is a friggin beast!
