Swimming Stereotypes

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Equipment Rep Trains with every piece of equipment available at all times. The Luddite Trains with nothing. Only uses a loin cloth and goggles in workout. The Barnacle Leaves right on your feet. Couldn't count to five or ten if his life depnded on it. The Coach Not an actual coach, but someone who is consumed with technique. Swimming is a precise set of moves that can be broken down, categorized, and scientifically analyzed. The Jaded Could care less about technique. Just wants to swim and leave the analysis to the eggheads. The Swimaholic Trains at least 10 swimming workouts a week. Anything less is viewed as not trying. Fast Guy who Never Trains Shows up once a month and breaks national records in practice. Hardest Working Man in the Swim Business Trains like a ferocious animal in workout, but has no speed when it comes to racing. Lane Guy Works out in a lane that is far too fast or slow for him. The Crack Guy Dude, pull your swimsuit up or get a bigger size. The Newbie Shows up to practice in board shorts and a scuba mask. _________________ As for myself, I would fall into the categories of Luddite and Jaded. Also, I wrote this from a male perspective, but the women are included as well. Any other stereotypes?
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    Former Member over 15 years ago
    The Excusifier: Has to tell you, throughout practice, the 10,00 reasons they aren't going fast tonight: got a cold, didn't get sleep, re-doing their kitchen and is sore, lifted weights and is sore, not ready for the set, hasn't been working out enough, etc. This type causes another type to roll their eyes: The Stoic The opposite of the Male Ex-College Swimmer and the opposite of Wolf-Girl or Wolf-Whine (discussed on other threads). This experienced and speedy swimmer never complains or whines during practice. Works most sets. Encourages lanemates. Knows what repeat he's on. Thanks the coach at the end of workout. Comes back for more. Hmmm....I have a couple of both of these on my age group and master's teams...guess they never grow out of it!
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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 15 years ago
    The Excusifier: Has to tell you, throughout practice, the 10,00 reasons they aren't going fast tonight: got a cold, didn't get sleep, re-doing their kitchen and is sore, lifted weights and is sore, not ready for the set, hasn't been working out enough, etc. This type causes another type to roll their eyes: The Stoic The opposite of the Male Ex-College Swimmer and the opposite of Wolf-Girl or Wolf-Whine (discussed on other threads). This experienced and speedy swimmer never complains or whines during practice. Works most sets. Encourages lanemates. Knows what repeat he's on. Thanks the coach at the end of workout. Comes back for more. Hmmm....I have a couple of both of these on my age group and master's teams...guess they never grow out of it!
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