Death to all Noodlers!

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One 100 free to go in set. Two open lanes.(no lane lines in pool) Noodler comes over to stand in my lane to talk with friend. Pool is set at 85 degrees cause all the noodlers say it is to cold otherwise. I complain to guard, am told, "well there are a lot more of them then there are lap swimmers" Wont be if they keep this up. UGH! :frustrated:
  • That Guy??? Take it from here! The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now. *cough* *cough* All I could find was this: www.pendemonium.com/ink_noodler.htm Sorry about the Force Lightning :badday:, I'll try to scrub up the scorch marks *cough*
  • noodlers WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM. *cough* *cough* :anim_coffee:
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    This was the first thread I read at this forum. It had everything, cries of frustration, cries for attention, death threats and confusion. It was amazing to read, and a little gratifying. Showed me two things: I need to figure out what a noodler is The crankiness is at the same level of the pro-2A/RKBA forum I'm a member of Thanks for the laughs, and reinforcing that I've got a great pool here at the Uni.:banana: :bolt:
  • Although it would be in the spirit of the title of this thread, I guess it would be mean to suggest that they should drink the ink. So, good thing I didn't suggest that. :angel:
  • WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM. *cough* *cough* :anim_coffee: Do I hear a request for an Order 66 for Noodlers??
  • *cough* *cough* All I could find was this: www.pendemonium.com/ink_noodler.htm :rolleyes: Sheeesh, That Guy, I thought for sure you would come up with the Swimming Stereotype of all swimming stereotypes! I will make my own comment (being serious now) on "noodlers": Not all water aerobics participants are "noodlers", but all noodlers do some description of what they think is "water aerobics"!
  • This is the last time I will state this! If you strapped a heart rate monitor on a noodler in the most intense part of their workout and did the same with a highly conditioned swimmer at the peak of their workout I'm guessing you find them both in their Target Heart Rate Zones. In other words the noodler's are probably working about as hard as they should be for the fitness level they are aiming to hit. For this reason I respect the Noodler's for getting in the water and working to attain some level of fitness ( and have some fun too!) As far as rude Noodler's go I'd have to say I've found unkind, disrespectful people in all walks of life (and exercise modes). You really can never totally escape the wrath of these folks so I choose to not let them discombobulate me and I'll attempt to carry on in the happiest way I see fit to do so! Maybe if we're all good ambassadors for our sport we could possible see some noodler's cross-over and become swimmers. ( crazy but possible!)
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    I believe we should all be in favour of letting the noodlers set the rules. Bar all lane swimming in pools for those wanting a free ride. The swimmers don't want to pay for their coaching. They should have to belong to a masters group and swim only when their teams have their scheduled work outs:thewave::thewave:
  • If you strapped a heart rate monitor on a noodler in the most intense part of their workout and did the same with a highly conditioned swimmer at the peak of their workout I'm guessing you find them both in their Target Heart Rate Zones. I'm thinking this is backwards. More like, a heart rate monitor on a crass noodler and a crass swimmer, at the most intense part of their workout, would both read "I'm still waiting for you to begin your workout". Rudeness is often correlated with their psychosis about how hard they are actually working.
  • I just realized that it's been way too long since I flipped a thread. Others have already started the task... Like I mentioned in the Swimming Stereotypes thread in regards to The Human Pylon, lately I have a newfound respect for noodlers. Love thy noodler, etc etc :cheerleader: gO No0dlEr$ GO! :cheerleader: