Death to all Noodlers!

Former Member
Former Member
One 100 free to go in set. Two open lanes.(no lane lines in pool) Noodler comes over to stand in my lane to talk with friend. Pool is set at 85 degrees cause all the noodlers say it is to cold otherwise. I complain to guard, am told, "well there are a lot more of them then there are lap swimmers" Wont be if they keep this up. UGH! :frustrated:
Parents
  • Please note that a group of us noodlers should be referred to as a pod, bloat or herd. A gang usually is reserved for buffalo, elk and turkeys. While a Bloat of Noodlers is acceptable,I believe the proper collective noun is a Lard of Noodlers. Also what's with the hairspray and perfume.The water is literally oily when they are in the pool and I can barely breathe.
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  • Please note that a group of us noodlers should be referred to as a pod, bloat or herd. A gang usually is reserved for buffalo, elk and turkeys. While a Bloat of Noodlers is acceptable,I believe the proper collective noun is a Lard of Noodlers. Also what's with the hairspray and perfume.The water is literally oily when they are in the pool and I can barely breathe.
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