Death to all Noodlers!

Former Member
Former Member
One 100 free to go in set. Two open lanes.(no lane lines in pool) Noodler comes over to stand in my lane to talk with friend. Pool is set at 85 degrees cause all the noodlers say it is to cold otherwise. I complain to guard, am told, "well there are a lot more of them then there are lap swimmers" Wont be if they keep this up. UGH! :frustrated:
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    These bobbing *** must be hoisted upon their collective petards! Such bullying tactics employed to merely imitate a kelp bed rolling in a gentle surf; egad, such tactics demand the harshest of countermeasures...I shall employ hordes of triathletes wearing paddles and all other possible equipment to practise mass starts amongst the nasty noodlers. That'll clear the pool...
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    These bobbing *** must be hoisted upon their collective petards! Such bullying tactics employed to merely imitate a kelp bed rolling in a gentle surf; egad, such tactics demand the harshest of countermeasures...I shall employ hordes of triathletes wearing paddles and all other possible equipment to practise mass starts amongst the nasty noodlers. That'll clear the pool...
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