Death to all Noodlers!

Former Member
Former Member
One 100 free to go in set. Two open lanes.(no lane lines in pool) Noodler comes over to stand in my lane to talk with friend. Pool is set at 85 degrees cause all the noodlers say it is to cold otherwise. I complain to guard, am told, "well there are a lot more of them then there are lap swimmers" Wont be if they keep this up. UGH! :frustrated:
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  • The darndest thing happened to me last year. Noodlers were taking up all the lanes like mentioned in above post. They even asked me to move to the wall lane of a very narrow pool. Very begrudgingly I moved. Do you know that my fly stroke just went to he!!? I couldn't get both arms to enter simultaneously in front of my head, extended. Depending on the direction I was going one arm would always enter, bent, and my hand would make a weird crossways movement (like a splash almost). The noodlers were very upset that their hair got wet. So I very calmly explained to them that they should get out of the POOL if they didn't want to get wet. They are a breed that needs to face extinction ; ]
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  • The darndest thing happened to me last year. Noodlers were taking up all the lanes like mentioned in above post. They even asked me to move to the wall lane of a very narrow pool. Very begrudgingly I moved. Do you know that my fly stroke just went to he!!? I couldn't get both arms to enter simultaneously in front of my head, extended. Depending on the direction I was going one arm would always enter, bent, and my hand would make a weird crossways movement (like a splash almost). The noodlers were very upset that their hair got wet. So I very calmly explained to them that they should get out of the POOL if they didn't want to get wet. They are a breed that needs to face extinction ; ]
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