Death to all Noodlers!

Former Member
Former Member
One 100 free to go in set. Two open lanes.(no lane lines in pool) Noodler comes over to stand in my lane to talk with friend. Pool is set at 85 degrees cause all the noodlers say it is to cold otherwise. I complain to guard, am told, "well there are a lot more of them then there are lap swimmers" Wont be if they keep this up. UGH! :frustrated:
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  • Noodlers definitely suck. They generally have no respect for others. There universe consists of their noodle, their waist belt, and their other fat friends. They are completely unable to share a lane. They complain if the water is colder than 84 degrees, if someone has changed the pool radio off of the oldies station, or if they get "too wet." The worst part about them is that the have more "pool clout" than any lap swimmer and pretty much get whatever they want. My take: If your body fat percentage is greater than 40%, the "exercise" you are doing is not working. I would kick their a@@, but they all remind me of my mother, and I could not do that to her--even if she did deserve it.:bliss:
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  • Noodlers definitely suck. They generally have no respect for others. There universe consists of their noodle, their waist belt, and their other fat friends. They are completely unable to share a lane. They complain if the water is colder than 84 degrees, if someone has changed the pool radio off of the oldies station, or if they get "too wet." The worst part about them is that the have more "pool clout" than any lap swimmer and pretty much get whatever they want. My take: If your body fat percentage is greater than 40%, the "exercise" you are doing is not working. I would kick their a@@, but they all remind me of my mother, and I could not do that to her--even if she did deserve it.:bliss:
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