Phelps having fun in Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas was pre-YouTube. Now it's what happens in Vegas, winds up on YouTube. Our airline steward offered us this bit of advice as we touched down in Las Vegas last month.

First the t-shirt, then the Vegas, now the bible. Where o where has my beloved sport of swimming gone? Has anyone seen it lately? BTW - Phleps isn't married, time to find another natty verse to toss his way, Swaggart. The only verse Fort needs to know for the next 3 weeks is Geek 9:27, the day of reckoning. Gull has visited this verse a few times and now it's tattooed on his fancy tech suit Danny Craig forehead. Where in that verse does it say anything about being married or not? Just because Phelps is not married, does not mean that she is not!!! Me thinks thou has not been to church in a while....... Lighten up yourself....Fort asked a question, I answered! Get over it!

As a matter of fact, it was yesterday, and last Friday as well so stick to swimming, why don't you? And, yes, I'll have to walk on water to beat Fort. Even then, it probably won't be enough. Because you can't keep up there either!!!!!! :duel:

What do strippers have to do with religion? If they're magnificent enough the punters might thank god... :bolt:

First the t-shirt, then the Vegas, now the bible. Where o where has my beloved sport of swimming gone? Has anyone seen it lately? BTW - Phleps isn't married, time to find another natty verse to toss his way, Swaggart. The only verse Fort needs to know for the next 3 weeks is Geek 9:27, the day of reckoning. Gull has visited this verse a few times and now it's tattooed on his fancy tech suit Danny Craig forehead. Verse....did you say verse...would you like a poem?

Verse....did you say verse...would you like a poem? A poem pertaining to Geek's match with Fort would be most appropriate right now!

A poem pertaining to Geek's match with Fort would be most appropriate right now! Fortress Geek She flew... ....he said "Eek!"

Since we are talking about Vegas, I have decided that the security there must be incredible. To the al-Qaeda followers, Las Vegas must be the Sodom and Gomorrah of the United States. So why hasn't anything happened there? I'm convinced it is because of the security. Perhaps people are being watched more than they realize!! Anybody else have any ideas? Sorry, geek. I guess I still haven't tied all this back into swimming. I am curious, however, about good places to swim out there. I have a weakness for blackjack.

Without getting all preachy and stuff....read Matthew 5:28 While you're at it, why not Matthew 7:1?

I don't have a copy of The Bible to check those refs...I have a Q'uran...will that work?