Is Jim Thorton dating Michael Phelps?

Had to complete the love triangle, since neither of them are dating A Beard. :banana:
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  • The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse. Animal planet meets the crying game. Thus Jim's turn for other pastures. When Jim saw the glitter on the Pony's face, he declared, with shock and no little disgust, that she "had been with another stallion." He claims to have been repulsed, but the Pony nonetheless sat on the block during a certain 200 free, whinnying apologetically. Momentarily, for one heat, Jim was once again a Zonesman, then Phil Dodson eclipsed his brilliance (and that of the Pony) with the fastest 200 in the world in his age group, we think.
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  • The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse. Animal planet meets the crying game. Thus Jim's turn for other pastures. When Jim saw the glitter on the Pony's face, he declared, with shock and no little disgust, that she "had been with another stallion." He claims to have been repulsed, but the Pony nonetheless sat on the block during a certain 200 free, whinnying apologetically. Momentarily, for one heat, Jim was once again a Zonesman, then Phil Dodson eclipsed his brilliance (and that of the Pony) with the fastest 200 in the world in his age group, we think.
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