Well I was asked by a certain workout partner to start this one due to the success if the airlines thread, so I won't take full blame, but here goes.
In the spirit of the election year, what if Democrats ran swim meets?
I'll start (with some help from the person who suggested it):
1. No one would ever quit a race.
2. All events results would be recounted and recounted again.
3. Top finishers would have to give a majority of their medal counts to those who didn't place.
4. DQ judges would be eliminated for fear of stroke profiling.
5. You wouldn't have to show a USMS card to participate.
6. Their would be no male and female divisions or age groups because of discrimination.
I can't believe I went here, but it is all in good fun...
