Hey look a brand new thread on ways to get stronger, faster.
Paul
Parents
Former Member
I officially quit! I don't want to get stronger. I just want to not look and feel like a tank. Its torture to swim and run when I lift like this. Lifting heavy, for me, is like being married to the wrong person. From now on, I'm all about the core work. The rest of you carry on and I'll read about your exploits!
I understand how you feel.
However, that's actually a pretty nifty lookin' tank you got there.
In terms of getting motivated to get stronger and more tank-like, have you considered growing a penis?
I officially quit! I don't want to get stronger. I just want to not look and feel like a tank. Its torture to swim and run when I lift like this. Lifting heavy, for me, is like being married to the wrong person. From now on, I'm all about the core work. The rest of you carry on and I'll read about your exploits!
I understand how you feel.
However, that's actually a pretty nifty lookin' tank you got there.
In terms of getting motivated to get stronger and more tank-like, have you considered growing a penis?